GREG GUTFELD: Who are the real election saboteurs?

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Happy Tuesday, my special Tuesday friends. So guess who’s back in the news? I’ll give you a hint. Her photo should be on household cleaners to induce vomiting. She’s harder to take down than Brian Kilmeade. And if you look at his eyes, they’re crazier than ever. She doesn’t have Bette Davis eyes. She has the eyes of Marty Feldman. I miss him.

But imagine sitting next to this on a long flight. No wonder Bill preferred Epstein’s jet. TO TEAR APART. It was one of the reasons. In-flight massages. But after two years of Democrats telling us it was worse than 911 to say an election was stolen, what is their new message? Take it away, madwoman.


HILLARY CLINTON: Hello, Indivisible. I’m here to point out something that keeps me up at night. Right-wing extremists already have a plan to literally steal the next presidential election.

Indivisible. It’s like little sandwiches? Yeah, that. This. I bet that’s what keeps him up at night. Not her drunk husband and the cackling of two Hooters waitresses playing the new Twister downstairs. Say that as a jealous person. She claims that even the 2024 election, which is more than two years away, could already be canceled by evil Republicans who have the power to overturn presidential elections.

But if that were true, which it isn’t, the last election would probably have been the most likely time to wield such power, don’t you think? She then uses this claim to make money because Haiti hasn’t had an earthquake in a while.


HILLARY CLINTON: Will you support “Crush the Coup” by donating to candidates for indivisible and state legislature? Your dollars could very well decide the winners.

So here she is, undermining a prized institution, our voting system, all to make money. It’s worse than Civil War, 911, the “Full House” reboot. But once a Clinton, always a Clinton. The most honest thing she ever did was run for Senate in a state where she didn’t live. But it is something. Remember that just a few minutes ago, questioning the legitimacy of an election was seen as a threat to democracy. That it was worse than the Civil War to even broach the subject.


So here is the rule. Democracy is only in jeopardy when Republicans complain about elections, but never the other way around. And yet, who are the real election saboteurs? I mean, who pushed the case? Who pushed the Russian collusion? Who buried the laptop story? And is it the party that cheats against the other side that is bad? Or is it the party that also misleads its own candidates? When the DNC asked Hillary debate questions, it wasn’t to beat Trump. Do you remember Bernie? Does anyone remember?

I thought that was a good point, but you’re so quiet. No stop. Stop that. I don’t need applause. It’s not “The Daily Show”. But if you raise the possibility of electoral malfeasance, you are accused of playing the part of the big lie. Of course, the one big lie turned out to be that Kamala Harris was fit for any position other than Amway Regional Sales Manager in Northern California.

And now, feeling defeated, what do the Dems do? They say if they lose it’s because the election was stolen. And how do you think that? Make sure the people who vote are who they say they are. I mean, that sounds like a good thing. That’s why they check I’m Greg Gutfeld when I order my flip flops on Craigslist. Lightly used.

Too bad the media didn’t call out the Dems on their hypocrisy, but they won’t. You know, it’s the same reason the Buccaneers don’t tell Tom Brady to be with his wife – because he’s on their team. So now they tell you the election is already corrupt before the voting even begins. They don’t even wait for the fake file. Check out this hypocritical gauge suggesting that other countries should hold our elections.


NICOLLE WALLACE: I don’t want to get too far off topic, but if you read the papers this weekend, the threats to our election in what, two and a half weeks are so pervasive and they’re so serious and they include violence. I mean, do you think it’s time to ask friends and allies to come help us monitor our elections? We used to do that in other emerging and threatened democracies.

God. I’m not saying she’s drunk, but I’m not saying she’s not drunk. Right.? How is it still used? Who does she have nude photos of, anyway? I would keep her employed too, I don’t want to see that. Meanwhile, at The Washington Post, Max Boot writes that democracy will literally die at home and abroad if you vote Republican. Certainly, it seems that the worst thing that can happen to democracy is to vote. And we need a party that raids the panty drawer of the former president’s wife to preserve freedom.


Meanwhile, you’ve seen this at the Brain Injury Museum, also known as “The View.” They pounce on Ted Cruz for questioning the election results after the Dems, including the Dems on “The View,” did the same.


TED CRUZ: There are a lot of people in the media who try, every time a Republican is in front of a TV camera, to say that the election was fair, just and legitimate. You know who you don’t do that to? You don’t do it to Hillary Clinton, who stood up and said, “Trump stole the election.” You don’t do that to Stacey Abrams who said the election was stolen. They sat here and said it was illegitimate.


And it was? She didn’t realize it, but she just proved her point. And it’s funny. But everything about “The View” is funny. Thank goodness this show is scratch and sniff. It must smell like a birdcage over there. It’s disgusting.

No wonder, then, that violence is breaking out now. Did you see that a Marco Rubio volunteer got beaten up while canvassing for his candidate? I bet you haven’t seen him on the news because he’s probably or allegedly the wrong victim. But it looked like he had just taken the New York subway. And why shouldn’t he be beaten? He is a threat to democracy, just like you and me.

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